How to Prepare for Hunting While in the Cubicle at Work

Many of us are not lucky enough to get out to the turkey woods every day. It can be very difficult to prepare for your hunt while working in a cubicle. Here are some tips that can be helpful. 1. Practice soft clucking and purring while typing up reports. If anyone comes into your cube and asks if you heard that noise, sit very still, don't speak or even move your eyes. If the "turkey" leaves shaking her head, you can assume that she didn't bust you. 2. Camouflage isn't just for home use. Wear your gillie suit to the staff meeting and try to blend in with the white board. Don't worry, the 3D nature of a gillie will subdue your outline. If your boss asks your co-workers during the meeting why you're not there, then you have succeeded and may reveal yourself. 3. Stalk a co-worker. Use cubicle aisles and file cabinets as cover. Remember as in the woods, being busted by other "animals" is likely to end your stalk. Use a rubber band to "kill" you're trophy. 4. Stay fit by climbing poles G4-G11, add poles as your fitness level increases. 5. It is also important to hone your camping skills. Be sure to practice for camp farting contests. Length and loudness is what gets you on the scoreboard. Character and odor will only get you bonus points. If you practice these tips you will be sure to bag that trophy longbeard this spring!