Strange Smells at the Latrine

I know what you’re thinking. There's a lot of smells at the latrine and most aren't "strange". On the drive up to our campsite my dad had thrown a fresh roll of TP in the dry goods box. During the trip the soy sauce had leaked all over the toilet paper. The next day, while out for my constitutional, I caught the unexpected and clearly identifiable smell of the soy sauce. It was very surreal until I figured out what was going on. I told my dad the story and he took it a step further, by suggesting that the attendant at high end restaurant bathrooms should offer soy sauce. "Excuse me sir, can I offer you some soy sauce." It struck me as really funny and for the rest of the trip we offered each other soy sauce before heading out with the shovel. So the year passes and the fall hunt comes. After the hunt I stopped by my folks to take a shower before heading home. I noticed that a bottle of soy sauce had been placed on the bathroom counter with a towel discreetly wrapped around the base. At first I was confused, but then I remembered. They about had to take me away in a stretcher I laughed so hard.